What is the easiest Business Loan to get (to start up a business)?

xmelax35 asked: What is the easiest Business Loan to get to start up a business? Need either names or links, please. Oh it is for a small business or less than 4 employees, but a business that will do well in profits.
Thank you.
Oh and it is not a matter of bad credit. [...]

Can I obtain a business loan in the US to finance a business in Brazil?

rsong76 asked: Looking to start a business in Brazil. Would like to get a loan to finance from US. Is this possible?